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    2/3 c  Mayonnaise

      2 tb Vegetable oil

      2 tb Honey

      2 tb Half and half

      1 tb Prepared mustard

  1 1/2 tb Fresh lemon juice

    1/8 ts Dry mustard

      1 tb Parsley; chopped

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    1/8 ts Curry

      1    Green onion; chopped

    1/2 ts Celery seeds

    1/2 ts Poppy seeds

    1/2 ts Sesame seeds

      2 tb Raisins

      2 tb Nuts, slivered almonds, etc

      2 ts Capers

      2 ts Black olives; chopped

  NOTE: You can garnish the greens to reflect your own intentions by
  combining common ingredients in an unusual way. A creative
  arrangement of olives and carrots could be mildly fliratious--or
  boldly suggestive, depending on how you slice them! Compose your
  salad to best express your desires, but keep it simple and make your
  own dressing, if possible. This recipe is a basic honey-lemon
  dressing whose variety is almost endless. Source: Cooking In The
  Nude--Quickies, c1984