-------------------------COMBINE AND MIX THOROUGHLY-------------------------
    2/3 c  Mayonnaise

      2 tb Vegetable oil

      2 tb Honey

      2 tb Half and half

      1 tb Prepared mustard

  1 1/2 tb Fresh lemon juice

    1/8 ts Dry mustard

      1 tb Parsley; chopped

------------------------OPTIONAL INGREDIENTS TO ADD------------------------
    1/8 ts Curry

      1    Green onion; chopped

    1/2 ts Celery seeds

    1/2 ts Poppy seeds

    1/2 ts Sesame seeds

      2 tb Raisins

      2 tb Nuts, slivered almonds, etc

      2 ts Capers

      2 ts Black olives; chopped

  NOTE: You can garnish the greens to reflect your own intentions by
  combining common ingredients in an unusual way. A creative arrangement of
  olives and carrots could be mildly fliratious--or boldly suggestive,
  depending on how you slice them! Compose your salad to best express your
  desires, but keep it simple and make your own dressing, if possible. This
  recipe is a basic honey-lemon dressing whose variety is almost endless.
  Source: Cooking In The Nude--Quickies, c1984